“Voll süß. Bitch. Red devil. Ex-BFF. Arrogant. Beste. Jonas-Klette. Beste Entscheidung meines Lebens.”
“Kopftuch (8x). Coolste von allen. Frauenpower. Salafist. Inschallah. IS. Cool :).”
“Gechillter Typ. Jonas-Double. Feingeist. Ist der in unserer Stufe? Süß. Bruder. Kann gut küssen.”
“Arroganter Schnösel (3x). Hat der nicht letztes Jahr Abi gemacht? Spast. Abgehoben. Porsche = kleiner Schwanz. Hot. Boah, ich will den f*****. Voll süß. Bad boy. Arrogant. W******. Abgehoben. Herzensbrecher.”
“Beste Freundin. Politisch korrekt. Rote Lippen. Feminismus. Hot. Lesbisch? Voll hübsch. Ganz nett. Erste-Reihe-Sitzerin. Augenbrauen. Habibi. Langweilig. Schönste Frau der Welt.”
the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go
the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride
Ms Polygraph Test
$200 birthday
bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all
since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady
New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding
Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?
